Let’s brainstorm! Someone take notes, please. Better yet, grab the Post-Its. We’ve got a story to tell, says no one ever. We’ve got things to do, says everyone except the person doing them. Yes, and we have ideas! Ok, who’s in? Everyone’s in. We can do it, right? Let’s do it. This is going to be fun. Yes, this will be a lot of hard work. But it will be fun right? Of course. Great, we can be besties. It’ll be hard work too, though. What do you mean, hard work? I thought we could talk our way through this. We can, but we should probably write this down. Ok, excellent, thanks so much for taking notes. That’s not what I mean. What did you mean? Have you ever written anything? You mean like a paper? No. A letter? No. A love letter? Definitely not what I mean. Then what do you mean? Have you ever sat yourself down and written your heart out? That doesn’t sound fun. It’s hard work. No, I’ve never done that. Why not? Because it’s not fun. Who said it wasn’t fun? You said it was hard work. And it’s fun. I don’t get it. Maybe you should take a seat. Ok, fine. Start typing. Typing what? Anything you want. This is dumb. I’m walking you through this. You sat me down. Same thing. Now what? Walk. Walk? Walk. I don’t know how. Sure you do, it’s just like riding a bike. Riding a bike? Yeah, you know how to ride a bike, right? Yeah. Well, that’s fun, isn’t it? Yeah. So ride a bike. I thought I was walking. Technically, you’re sitting. You’re not funny. But this is fun, right? No. No? It’s hard work. You haven’t even moved yet. Where am I supposed to go? I told you, anywhere. That’s not helpful. Throw some grass in the air, we need to catch the wind. We’re not outside. So close your eyes and go outside. Ok, now what? What do you see? The sky. What else? The trees. Any birds? A few. What kind of birds? I can’t really tell, a robin maybe. Any blue jays? I don’t see any. But those are my favorite! I don’t see any blue jays. How come? I don’t know. What do you mean you don’t know? I don’t know why there aren’t any blue jays, ok? Sure you do. This is so fucking dumb. Well, at least you saw a robin. Shut up. Maybe the ground hog was right about spring time. You don’t really believe in that do you? I don’t know, I like to entertain the idea. It’s all bullshit, you know. Says you. Says me. Well, you also said you saw a robin and you were sitting inside with your eyes closed–so there’s that. That’s not fair. It’s fun, right? No, it’s not fun either. I’m sorry, maybe we should write something else. I haven’t written anything at all. Yes, but you moved! Maybe we should start over. Good idea, here’s the pen. Wait, where are you going? Outside. Why? I’ve got a story to tell. That sounds like fun. It is. But I want to have fun, too. You’ll have plenty fun. You mean hard work. No, I mean fun. I don’t even know what to write. It’s not what, it’s why. You’re right, I have no idea why I’m doing this. But you’ve got ideas! I need someone to take notes. Post-It Notes are on the desk. I thought you were all-in. I am all-in. You’re not all-in, you’re leaving. You can do this, it’s going to be fun. This is a lot of hard work. Which is why you’re going to write this down. But I’ve never written anything ever. Hearts can laugh, too, you know.